Turtle Sports Week 2 National Football League Power Ranks

MyBookie SuperContest Plays

Finky: Last week: 3-2; Overall Record: 3-2

Pickles: Last week: 2-3; Overall Record: 2-3

Turtle Sports: Last week: 2-3; Overall Record: 2-3

MyBookie Survivor Plays

Entry 1: Eliminated
Entry 2: Survived
Entry 3: Survived
Entry 4: Eliminated
Entry 5: Survived
Entry 6: Survived
Entry 7: Added for free: Survived (Chiefs)

Splash Sports Private League Survivor Plays

Entry 1: Eliminated
Entry 2: Survived
Entry 3: Survived (was actually Jags)

Splash Sports Prop Queen Player Survivor

Weekly Total: 24.72; Yearly Total: 24.72

Week 2 is here and we have all the action you need to get In The Money

Finky Final Pre Season Power Rankings

1. San Francisco 49ers↑5

2. Baltimore Ravens↑2

3. Buffalo Bills

4. Kansas City Chiefs↑3

5. Chicago Bears↑5

6. Los Angeles Rams↓5

7. Philadelphia Eagles↓2

8. Jacksonville Jaguars↑8

9. Cincinnati Bengals↑2

10. Detroit Lions↓2

11. Seattle Seahawks↓9

12. Houston Texans↑1

13. New England Patriots↓1

14. Los Angeles Chargers↓5

15. Pittsburgh Steelers↑4

16. Minnesota Vikings↑2

17. Denver Broncos↓3

18. Dallas Cowboys↓3

19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers↑1

20. Green Bay Packers↓3

21. New York Giants↑4

22. Washington Commanders

23. Indianapolis Colts↓2

24. New Orleans Saints↓1

25. Las Vegas Raiders↑4

26. New York Jets↑4

27. Atlanta Falcons↓3

28. Carolina Panthers↓2

29. Tennessee Titans↓2

30. Arizona Cardinals↑2

31. Cleveland Browns↓3

32. Miami Dolphins↓1

NFL power rankings are weekly or periodic lists that rank all 32 NFL teams from best to worst based on their overall strength, current form, and roster quality, rather than strictly by their win-loss record. Analysts use them to evaluate how teams stack up against each other at any given moment.

Pickles Final Pre Season Power Rankings

Week 1 is in the books, and we came away with a solid start. We avoided the biggest Survivor landmine by passing on the Chargers, a team selected by what appears to be roughly one-third of entries across all contests. We did take two losses in our main Survivor pool and one in the private league, but a last-minute free entry helped soften the blow, leaving us down just one entry overall. The Pick 5 contest was a mixed bag, but Week 1 always brings its share of curveballs. Unless Jobu plans to help us every year, the answer is simple: do the work, trust the process, and avoid overcorrecting in Week 2. Good luck with all your action this week, starting tonight. Join us tomorrow for early Lundin Line action, and again Sunday for our plays of the week.

A quick note from Finky on college football: Temple had Penn State right where the Owls wanted them—until they didn’t. Mr. W’s team still has a positive point differential, so opportunity remains within reach. We’re looking forward to following this team’s journey throughout the season and rooting for that corporate-sponsored bowl Mr. W mentioned last week.

1. Baltimore Ravens

2. Cincinnati Bengals↑2

3. Detroit Lions

4. Los Angeles Rams↓3

5. San Francisco 49ers↑3

6. Buffalo Bills↓1

7. Kansas City Chiefs

8. Seattle Seahawks↑2

9. Philadelphia Eagles

10. New England Patriots↓4

11. Denver Broncos

12. Houston Texans

13. Green Bay Packers

14. Chicago Bears↑1

15. Los Angeles Chargers↓1

16. Dallas Cowboys

17. Minnesota Vikings

18. Jacksonville Jaguars

19. Pittsburgh Steelers↑1

20. New Orleans Saints↑1

21. Tampa Bay Buccaneers↓2

22. Indianapolis Colts

23. New York Giants

24. Washington Commanders↑1

25. Carolina Panthers↓1

26. Atlanta Falcons↑1

27. Tennessee Titans↓1

28. New York Jets

29. Cleveland Browns

30. Las Vegas Raiders

31. Arizona Cardinals↑1

32. Miami Dolphins↓1

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